What’s a Smirnoff beer?
Resident assistants at Coronado Residence Hall contacted the University of Arizona Police Department about an intoxicated man who had fallen on the sixth floor of the building on Aug. 28 at 12:12 a.m. The man, who was unsteady on his feet, wasn’t able to walk in a straight line and told the officer, “I’m not that drunk.” He was also confused and didn’t know whether he was a UA student or a Coronado resident. The officer found out the man was visiting someone and wasn’t a UA student. The man became very agitated and claimed he was in the military but the only identification in his wallet was an American Automobile Association card. The man was taken to Pima County Jail and told not to return to Coronado or he would be subject to arrest on trespassing charges. The man claimed he drank between two and three bottles of Smirnoff beer, but was told by officers there is no such thing. Upon hearing this, the man recanted and said it was Smirnoff light beer. ‘My friends made me do it’ A UAPD of
