What is Ragdoll Physics?
Ragdoll Physics is the game engine innovation of the century. It is truly amazing, and makes it possible for bodies to realistically fly through the air whilst having spasms in video games, JUST LIKE A REAL RAGDOLL!!! The advent of Ragdoll Physics effectively eliminated the need for the games industry to ever do anything new ever again, as 40-year-old basement dwellers the world over were powerless to resist the allure of that shiny “THIS GAME HAS RAGDOLL PHYSICS” sticker, lovingly affixed to every copy of Quake 7: Realistic Corpses Flying Through The Air Arena. Needless to say the concept was a huge breakthrough and should be considered as a brilliant contribution to gaming. Note: Not to be confused with IRL physics, which does not cause those who die from gunfire to be propelled twenty feet into the air. It also makes them grow a 16 inch penis.
