What are the philosophy of Confucius?
Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted Man who eat many prunes get good run for money Man with four balls cannot walk Wife who put husbad in doghouse soon find him in cathouse Man who fight all day with wife get no piece at night It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement Don’t eat snow where the huskies go Man standing on toilet is high on pot Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with sticky fingers
