This ones a no-brainer, right? The park rangers can easily spot a drunk driver — theyve been putting up with that kind of nonsense for years.
Don’tdo it. It’s a big island, but not that big..if you really have to be somewhere and you’re drunk, you can walk it. • “Loud PA systems”. We’ve had some difficulty figuring out exactly how exact ly loud a PA system can be before it’s considered to be too loud. We’ve pushed the envelope on this one too, I’m sure. The basic idea we’d like you to get is that this isn’t a big rave party; music is a beautiful thing and we all love it, but we can’t exactly have 300,000 watts of pure techno power, if only out of co nsideration of other park-goers. • Nudity. Well, okay, we’ve pushed the envelope on this one too, but if a ran ger sees you naked, they’re pretty much obligated to give you a ticket. Apparen tly Assateague used to be a big destination for nudists, and the rangers got a l ot of complaints, so they give out tickets for it to discourage the place from b ecoming a nudist mecca, or something.
