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Should i wear a speedo?

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Should i wear a speedo?

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If you like wearing one because it affords you greater control in the water, faster drying times, and all-around a better swimming experience, then the answer is “Yes”. Don’t let that old-fashioned American prudence and “fashionalism” dictate what is proper swimming attire. Don’t be deterred solely because idiot celebrities and the uneducated and uncultured masses say it’s wrong. Men and boys of all ages enjoy the freedom of wearing form-fitting swimwear all across Europe, South America and Asia, many of whom are culturally superior and more sophisticated than the general American populous. Wear your Speedo wherever you want, and wear it with pride – the statement you’ll make against the cogs of society will far outweigh the gravity of any negative remark uttered to you.

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