How does one become a Satanist?
Step 1: Burn yourself. The End 🙂 Edit: How the hell else do you become a Satanist? You just go do it. Reach out to other idiots. Edit: In respect to the rights people have and the beliefs they maintain I take back my previous answers. I’ll leave them up so comments can still make sense. Satanism is something unknown to me and is also something I have no interest in following. It may be a surprise to everyone that the rules guiding Satanism are those that we, unknowingly, already go by. For example: lex talionis – Basically, do unto others as they do unto you. So… my bad. To explain my point before… this is what I was thinking: Satan = Evil + death + destruction + all things horrible. Any faith in root with my impression of Satan is just plain stupid. If Satanism is what I learned of it today then… sadly, we’ve been following the rules.
Nobody is “born” a satanist. Nobody is born thinking “I must reject mainstream religion and embrace materialism!” Your personality develops and changes based on the decisions you make. You’re not born into your religion. Anyone who believes in any kind of divine destiny is wrong. It’s worse than wrong, I think it’s a cop out for wusses who don’t want to take responsibility for their life. If they can convince themselves they didn’t choose any of their beliefs, they don’t have to take the blame when their values get them in trouble.
i say you ask how to become one, than you will never become one, because you need to do f***ing research on it and really research than you see if you are like one than maby, you have to be your own god and worship satan obviosly and if you join those f***ing groups that say they are satanist on their gimmpy websites than you are really pathetic and should just give up cause you will never become one.
