How Do You Light Farts On Fire?
Human beings have potential blow torches located at their main exit point. There’s no good reason to light farts on fire, but people do it anyway. If you decide to do it, do it safely. Follow these steps to light farts on fire. Find a safe area in which to light farts on fire. It’s best to do it in a dirt field or a cemented patio to avoid lighting anything or anyone else on fire except yourself. Wear pants which are easily permeated by noxious gases, but have low flammability. Always wear pants or you could burn yourself. Use a match rather than a butane lighter. Most people use a butane lighter, but it could cause an explosion. Make sure you have a good supply of gas built up in your system. Eat beans, apples, raw oatmeal or anything that you know increases your flatulence. Wait for them to take effect if necessary. Decide if you will light the match or if a friend will light the match. Lie down on your back and roll your legs up into a squat. Light the match before or after you roll
