David Blaine was a right dick on GMTV. What was that about?
Hans, Kent David Blaine was a very, very strange interview. I never really worked him out. I went to see him when he was in his box over the Thames and he dropped me a note from his box which said, ‘Hi, really good seeing you, we had such a blast last time.’ I sent him one back saying, ‘Well, I’m glad one of us did.’ Idiot! If you could see any player in the world in a Man United shirt, who would it be? Si, Dublin At his height I would’ve liked Thierry Henry to put on a United shirt. He had it all – the skill, the charisma and he plays in a way that would be so welcome at United. Ronaldinho might’ve been interesting to see – and it would be very nice to bring Drogba over from the dark side. I think it would be best if you brought Drogba into a team that actually plays football rather than a team that saps the life out of the game. You were great on Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive. Did you mind Rob Brydon trying to shag your partner, Ruth Langsford? Jamie, Tottenham No, but she did! He
