You dissed one of my favorite perfumes! Should I write you an angry, rambling letter using indifferent spelling and a whimisical approach to punctuation and syntax?
No. But if you feel you must, please write out two copies on your nicest stationery, fold them into separate envelopes, and send one to a mental health professional and the other to a basic language instructor, both of whom will be better able to address your needs than I. However, sincere and civil disagreements are always welcome, and please feel free to speak your mind and leave a comment.
