Would an American Indian ever run for President?
I believe that the sheer and overwhelming logic of a Native American president would cause a rift in the time-frame continuum and spontaneous explosion of a large portion of the bigoted population. I mean, such logic would be a force of nature. Now, Yarnlady and I are willing to risk it. She is running for President and I am her runningmate. Complete universal destruction might be mitigated by the fact that I am a Gypsy. Having a Gypsy vice president is illogical enough to counteract the logic of a Native American president. Oh, Yarnlady listed her credentials for presidency. Here are mine for the vice presidency: Gypsy, bisexual, unmarried, no children, agnostic, sarcastic, amateur Holocaust historian, likes to poke bigots, has a registered IQ much higher than required for Mensa (but most of it is on vacation at any given time), AB addict, runs off at the mouth with spontaneous Monty Python quotes. I think we shall do MUCH better than the current administration.
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