Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So you all want to be a cop, eh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and withdrew a photograph, and said, “To be a detective, you have to be able to DETECT. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc.” So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about 2 seconds. “Now, he said, “Did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?” The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He only has one eye!” The detective shook his head and said, “Of COURSE he only has one eye in this picture! It’s a PROFILE of his face! You’re dismissed!” The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blon
A.So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn’t stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block. • What is the thinnest book in the world? “What men know about women.” • How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A.One – men will screw anything. B.One – men will screw up anything. C.Five – one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it • How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. • What is a man’s idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging. • How can you tell if a man is aroused? He’s breathing. • What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. • How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. • What do men and beer have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up. • How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? Did it ever happen?? • How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are
