Why shouldn naked men parachute?
Naked parachuting is almost never a good idea, whether you’re male or not, for a number of reasons: -The wind at that altitude can be very fast and very cold, you’d be turning blue by the time you hit the ground. -There wouldn’t be anywhere to attach the ends of the paracute ropes, or worse yet, there *Would* be. -You never know what you might hit on the way down. -Common courtesy to people on the ground below, no one deserves to look up from their gardening and see a naked man rapidly plummeting towards them out of the sky (Unless of course you’re into that kind of thing).
