Why not Bil Keane?
“… and in other news, entertainer Michael Jackson died in Los Angeles today after suffering cardiac arrest. He was 50 years old. Jackson fronted the popular 1960s Motown group the Jackson Five as a child. Later, as a solo artist, he became one of history’s biggest-selling pop music acts. In later years, the troubled singer and dancer had faced financial difficulties and accusations of improprieties involving boys who were guests at his lavish houses. Jackson is survived by two sons, a daughter and Bil Keane.” (Okay, so it’s over 80 words. But that’s counting “and in other news.
