Why is the planet Mars so red?
Because lots of ginger-haired people live there! • Q: Why do pelicans have such baggy gobs? A: So they can disguise themselves as butterfly nets! • Q: What do albino cats drink? A: Ink! • Q: What do you get if you cross a bus driver with a hippy? A: The Age Of Aquari-BUS! • Q: What did the big clock say to the little clock? A: Klokkkk! • Q: What did the lemon farmer say to the orange salesman? A: Cit-russssss! • Q: What do you call a man who delivers papier-mache to nuns? A: Hanover VII! • Q: Why did the giraffe choke on a hat? A: He thought it was a nut! • Q: What did the big policeman say to the little policeman? A: Go west, my son! • Q: What do you call a woman who opens the champagne before her party guests have even arrived? A: Fizz Early (Liz Hurley)! • Q: What do you call a man who, upon seeing a re-animated skeleton, is so scared that he vomits on his rug? A: Mat-hue Skelly (Matthew Kelly)! • Q: Where do Rasta bees live? A: The Wasp Indies! • Q: If I fathered a child with the f
