Why is the Morrie-Craft so cool?
Excelent question. The coolness of the Morrie-Craft (which is a boat, for those of you who don’t know) is based on several different factors. First, there’s the ghetto-held-together-by-duct-tape-and-could-fall-apart-at-any-time factor. Some of the things supporting this factor are that the speedometer and tachometer are broken, the horn doesn’t work and if you turn on the lights, the boat will start on fire. Then there’s the I’m-slowly-sinking-to-the-bottom-of-the-lake-and-have-to-take-action-every-couple-hours-in-order-to-stay-afloat factor. That means that the boat takes on water like a sponge, and every couple hours, you have to drive it around the lake for about 15 minutes with the nose in the air and the plug out to get rid of most of that water. But the biggest factor in the coolness of the Morrie-Craft is that everyone underestimates her. People told me that she couldn’t pull tubers, but I pulled two at a time, and if you don’t think the rides were wild, ask to see Jodie’s bruis
