Why Is That Guy Driving Without A Shirt?
The warm months bring out many bizarre behaviors. Among the weirdest? Shirtless drivers. On any given day during the summer, you can spot at least one guy behind the wheel of his car sans shirt. We here at SparkNotes are not prudes offended by the lack of clothing. We’re just baffled. What motivates a shirtless driver? Since we’re too timid to ask one ourselves, we made up a list of theories. • He feels that covering up his tribal art tattoo would be like smothering his soul. (He wrote a song about this, in case you’d like to hear more about it.) • He can’t afford a shirt because he spent all of his money on pants, hats, sandals, thumb rings, and woven necklaces. • He is a gullible emperor. • He just got off work from his job as a bodybuilder. • He just got off work from his high-pressure Wall Street job. He works hard. He plays hard. He drives hard. • After he lost his hearing in a tragic beach volleyball accident, he can only appreciate the music of Disturbed by absorbing the sound d
