Why is Santa Claus fat?
Santa Claus isn’t fat, Cobra11. Here’s reason why your eyes make you think such a thing: Much like the polar bears that live in the very cold and frigid snowy areas, Santa Claus has a layer of blubber matter to keep himwarm and squeezy inside. This blubbery layer, called a ‘Roundybouts Tumtum’ makes Santa look like a fatty to your eyes that don’t know any better. Plus, like the Polar Bear, Santa can reach speeds of up to 40 miles an hour! So be careful and keep all arms and legs inside! Anyway, that’s what’s up! Who invented pickles? The pickle was invented by Peter Piper’s papa, Pat. One day Pat, PeterPiper’s papa who played piccolo, dropped a cucumber in some vinegar. “Wow,” exclaimed Peter Piper’s papa Pat who played piccolo, “I’ve invented the pickle!” And there was much rejoicing for Peter Piper and Peter Piper’s papa Pat who played piccolo. By the way, this is the same Peter Piper who would eventually go on to pick a peck of pickled peppers. But that’s another story. If you don’t
