Why is Ms. Kreatopita not working diligently on the other stories, you ask?
Let’s say she needed a break, but that the fourth Black Cat Folly is almost done and should be out very, very soon!Twenty-five Ways to Irritate Sven Vollfied Steal his cigarettes. Wave a stack of 100 bills in his face. Better yet, burn them in front of him. Replace his smokes with bubblegum cigarettes. Sign him up for a twelve-step program. Stick colorful flowers on his hat. Dye his suit jet black, or if you really have a death wish, hot pink. Ask him if green is his natural hair color. Give him a senior discount whenever he shops, and announce it aloud. If he isn’t fazed, tell him he’s eligible for AARP. Insist on calling him a “Sveeper.” Question him on his relationship to Eve, and shout “Pedophile!” regardless of his answer. Chain him to a chair while you pig out at the buffet line. Poke him in the vision eye. Spray paint the words “porn stash” on his attaché. Every five minutes, ask him how much in debt he is. Remark that his cooking is worse than Tearju’s. Let Train play with that
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