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Why is Dan’s baby boy “little Daniel” destined to be cool?

April 26, 2017baby BOY cool Dan destined

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Why is Dan’s baby boy “little Daniel” destined to be cool?

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1. Because Dan will make sure little Daniel can spell… correctly 2. Because Dan will make sure little Daniel watches “Pee Wee Herman’s Big Adventure” regularly 3. Because Dan will show him how to “head bang” from an early age 4. Because Dan will take whatever measures necessary to ensure that little Daniel is not as short as he is 5. Because the only bad word little Daniel is allowed to say is “stink’n”. And he will make sure he knows how to say it just right 6. Because Dan will turn little Dan into an ELEVATE junkie 7.