Why is Captain Jack Sparrow so cool?
First, let’s start with the name, Jack Sparrow. That just sounds cool. Second, he always gets some “booty.” Third, he’s the cap’n of the fastest ship in the sea, the Black Pearl. Very cool. Finally (and sometimes related to the third reason), he always has wind blowing in his hair. That could explain how he stays cool.
What else can I say? PIRATE! *Quote from Elizabeth Swann* “But you’re Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot.” *Quote from the town clerk of Port Royal* Clerk: [reading a proclamation] “Jack Sparrow, be it known that you have… Jack: [standing on the gallows] Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow. Clerk: …for your willful commission of crimes against the crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature, the most egregious of these to be cited herewith – piracy, smuggling… Elizabeth: [standing with her father and her future husband] This is wrong. Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law. As are we all. Clerk: …impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England… Jack: [smiling] Ah, yes. [looks over at the executioner who glares at him] Clerk: …sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, loo
We at the school of computer learning believe it is very cool too, that would be why we use that theme when designing programs in virtual machine & nlite, that have the Jolly Roger as our ID pic on system properties, Jack sparrow is the owner, pirate’s cove is the company, and so on, makes for interesting CD…
