Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. 30. Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you. 29. Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Answer: Money. 28. A man put an ad in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”. The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”. 27. Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. 26. Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure. 25. Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant. 24. Question: What food reduces a woman’s sex drive by at least 90 percent? Answer: Wedding cake. 23. When a man marries Miss Right, he never realizes that her first name is “Always”. 22. Q
