Why identical cousins?
Duke: [Laughs] I think it happens in the first trimester. Oh, gawd. You know, I was so subservient in that time, I never asked anybody why they were cousins instead of twins. I just hit my marks and said my jokes on cue. TVGO: Did you prefer to play European priss Cathy or party girl Patty? Duke: Cathy was my favorite. I preferred her because she didn’t do things to embarrass me. The American one was very embarrassing. TVGO: The theme song said “Cathy loves to rock ‘n’ roll. A hot dog makes her lose control!” Not very ladylike. Duke: Ugh! Someday, I’m gonna get the person who came up with that. You have no idea what torture that has been all these years! I was once in an after-hours transvestite bar, back in my Valley of the Dolls days. One guy dressed up and did the hot-dog song as a tribute. Oh, and I can’t tell you how many Neely O’Haras I have met! I have such a love connection with drag queens. It only makes me mad when one of them looks better than me. TVGO: So you’re a nun in Mu
