Why don’t women like basketball players as lovers?
Because they dribble before they shoot. • What are the three types of men? The handsome, the caring and the majority • • What’s the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? You don’t have to ask – you can see who the best man is. • What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking? Slow down • • What’s the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee. • How can you tell if your husband’s dead? Sex is the same but you get the remote. • What food describes most men? Jerky. • • Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? In the pages of a romance novel. • How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile? • Why did they kick the man out of the airport? He kept throwing stale bread at the plane. • • What’s the hardest thing to teach a man? How to operate a waste basket. • What’s the difference between a man and a messy room?
