Why don they let dinosaurs drive cars?
Because there were too many tyrannosaurus wrecks. • I make the Teddy Bear Hugging a Heart and tell them this is fuzzy wuzzy cause he’s not very fuzzy is he? But he loves you beary much. • While on restaurant duty the past few weeks, I’ve been using back-to-school jokes. I’ll ask the kid what grade he’s in, then say: “Oh, I LOVED the fourth grade. It was five of the happiest years of my life!” I know, it’s so old it creaks, but the kids and parents still enjoy it. Anyway, one little girl’s grandfather came back with this one: “On the day I graduated from the fourth grade, I was so excited I could hardly shave.” I’ll use it. • Why did the girl blow up a balloon? Her mother told her to save her breath!!! ) • A favorite balloon joke was to just sit there watching and when I hand the balloon to the kid yell “PAM” and laugh as the kids blood pressure shoots through the roof. The kids and parents usually laughed.
