Why don blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
Cause their balls show! • Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde? A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!” • Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!” • Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. • Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: “All the blondes have gone home!” • Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. • Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it. • Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T. • Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. • Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front. • Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. • Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. • Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy
