Why don blind people skydive?
• Because it scares the hell out of the dog! • How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? • It ain’t hard. • A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, there’s a drink named after you.” The grasshopper replies, “Really? There’s a drink named Steve?” • A young student is failing math. All other options failing, his parents finally enroll him in a private Catholic school. The boy immediately starts studying furiously every night, and finally hands over his report card: straight A’s. So his proud but confused parents ask him, “What did the nuns do to motivate you so much?” His reply: “When I saw that poor guy nailed to the plus sign in the lobby I knew they weren’t fooling around!” • How many people can read hex if only you and DEAD people can read hex? 57,006! • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell ph
