Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy! • TWO GUYS WAS WALKING LATE ONE NIGHT WHEN ONE SAID, “ITS AS BLACK HERE AS IN A GORILLAS ASS!” THE OTHER REPLIED, “YOU SURE HAVE BEEN EVERYWHERE!!!” Submitted by: Calle Ljungberg (ce98c259@celsiusskolan.uppsala.se) • Q: Why is it good that blondes have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don’t disgrace themselves in parades! Q: How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist? A: He doesn’t know how to use the slide, and he can’t swing. Submitted by: Fungus Master (deadfish@whidbey.com) • Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a washing machine? A: You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won’t follow you around for a week. Submitted by: David Peate (davyp@hotmail.com)(oooow! • Q: What’s big, green, and sits on my porch all day? A: It’s my Albanian, and I will paint him any color I want to. Submitted by: Ramapa (kylinn1@aol.com) • There were two men on there way home from a party at midnight when t
