Why does the Jihad hate bharnii?
The exact answer to this question cannot truly be provided here because every Jihaddi has a unique Ethos, or reason for hating b’harnii. However, I can provide you, the reader, with a compilation of the reasons Jihaddi have given over the years.[Note: The reasons below are a mix of either real life, role-play, or a mixture of both.]1) Barney presents a candy-coated, unrealistically nice view of the world.2) Barney tells kids that if they act like perfect little people everything will be all right even when it isn’t.3) Barney warps the lyrics of traditional children’s songs with his own sickeningly sweet (per-)versions.4) Barney is over-merchandized5) Barney has promoted cheating and other anti-social acts on his show.6) Barney replaces the parental figure with himself in the ‘I luv you’ song.7) Barney does not promote thinking for yourself, rather you are condemned for going against the wishes of the majority.8) He is a weak attempt to usurp Sesame Street.9) His colors are offensive to
