Why does Ted Stevens take so many bribes from housing developers?
He needed maintenance to unclog his Internet tubes. • Why do Republicans always try to get rid of Hollywood sex scenes? They just don’t find them very realistic. It’s missing all the yawning and the part where the woman goes to cry in the bathroom. • Why do Republicans never turn their most prestigious literature into a movie? They wanted Waldo to play himself, but they just can’t find him. • Why does Republican state representative Richard Curtis like paying for gay sex in adult bookstores? Because the other choice of what to do there involved reading. • Why did Ronald Reagan typify the ideal candidate in the 2008 Republican presidential primary? Because he’s dead. • Why do Republicans never worry about using up all the world’s fossil fuels? They’re only a few years from becoming more of it themselves. • Why is it taking the Republicans so long to build their Great Wall of America? Every time there’s a new opening, Larry Craig rushes over to try to spot guys with their pants down. • W
