Why does Jesus allow companies in China to paint my toys with lead paint?
Many, many centuries ago Jesus placed a curse on China. The curse was so strong and so intense that the people of China have never been able to fully recover from it. Chinese people have always been jeolous and envious of people in the United States. Because of this, they are always trying to find ways to poison us and kill us. Painting toys with lead paint is just the latest in a long string of attempts to hurt and kill innocent people in this country. Jesus would like to put a stop to it…but because of the curse he is now prohibited from practicing voodoo in Asia. Explanation: Give your children Chinese toys with lead paint and encourage them to gnaw on them with hearty determination. After they begin to get sick and lose their hair, explain to them that evil Chinese people caused it to happen. Sickness and fatigue are key factors that can open your children’s eyes to important multicultural issues that affect us all. How does Jesus feel about Global Worming? Jesus is completely in
