Why does Chris hate children?
Chris likes kids in general, and certain kids very much. Chris has somewhat less fondness for parents, though there are some exceptions there as well. Mostly, Chris has an abiding fondness for salamanders, grasslands, deserts, marbled murrelets, and other things now being paved to make way for double-barrelled stroller parking. In fact, Chris has been working for some time on a witticism about the four Apocalypse guys from The Revelation not riding horses at all but actually pushing strollers. Planned release date for the witticism is sometime in mid-Q4 2006, subject to revision.
