Why does Alfonz say such harsh things in his rejection letters?
Tough love, baby. You need it. Most authors are a bunch of panty-waists that bitch when they get form letters, they bitch when they get detailed critiques, they bitch when their paperclips aren’t returned. Face it, you’re just bitching because you were rejected and got your feelings hurt. Maybe if you did less pissing and moaning you’d get more writing done, oh, no wait, that would just give you more time to stroke each other’s egos on some online forum where you fritter away that precious commodity called “time” that you’re always whining you don’t have enough of. Forums are like jizz booths, while you’re there you’re working your hands and feeling good, but when you leave you realize it was just about the masturbation. Okay, many of you didn’t realize it was about the masturbation. Now you do! Get out! Get therapy! I’m sure there’s a twelve-step plan for kicking the online forum habit, there is for everything else.
