Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord. • Q: What do you call a witch’s garage? A: A broom closet. • Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke? A: She witch-hiked. • Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime? A: Ghoul deluxe and the three scares. • Q: What do you call two witches that share a room? A: Broom mates. • Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called? A: An itchy witchy. • Q: What happens if you see twin witches? A: You won’t be able to tell which witch is witch. • Q: Why did the witch give up fortune telling? A: There was no future in it. • Q: What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller? A: Broom sick. • Q: Why did the witch keep her clothes in the fridge? A: To have something cool to slip into in the evenings. • Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash? A: She wanted a clean sweep. • Q: What has six legs and flies? A witch giving her cat a ride. • Q: What is evil and ugly and bounces? A: A witch on a trampoline. • Q: What did the doc
