Why do women hate football?
Well, sweetie, women don’t really hate football. I would characterize it as something you might call a hate-love relationship. Admittedly, there are some things hateable about watching football on TV. Just how many pickup truck commercials can any person bear to watch? (Answer: a number far far less than contained in one afternoon of football.) Trucks manned, I mean he-manned, by professional drivers on closed courses full of slow-motion trucks slewing and bouncing through muddy craters and mountain ridges. These are appealing to the demographic that would screech if they hit a pothole or got their truck splashed, and wouldn’t know what to put in the bed of the thing. And you might guess that advertisers think the bulk of viewers are male, given the aforementioned commercials, along with those for erectile dysfunction, prostate problems and beer. But what’s this got to do with football, or your question? Other than being a reason for hating. Now what about the game itself? Look, if it’
