Why do woman spend so long in public toilets?
Because, first there is a long queue made up of old ladies and harassed mothers with their buggies and toddlers. When you do finally manage to get yourself into the cubicle you then have to figure out how to close and lock the door. After that you have to grapple with your skirt, dress, whatever inc. tights and knickers…..you pull them down then try to squat over the toilet without touching the seat – because we all know it’s covered in nasty germies!!!! You have your tinkle into the toilet, but some inadvertently spills onto the toilet seat and you then must try to wipe your fairy with the paper before the dribbles run down your leg and leave a damp patch on your tights. After you’ve managed to get your clothes back into position you then turn around and stare at the toilet seat with YOUR dribbles on and spend a couple of seconds wondering if it’s worth cleaning them up! You decide not to on the grounds that you might catch something from your OWN urine. You make a hasty exit ensuri
