Why do the Cats want to spread Satanism and Evil to the world?
No joke: we get this question a LOT! If you feel, for some reason, that the Black Alley Cats are Satanic, are Evil, or have turned away from God please feel free to send your hate emails to us; we will probably read your email after drinking a whole lot of Dr Pepper, and get a good laugh. We would also like to suggest that you visit www.religioustolerance.org and then email us a list of reasons that the Black Alley Cats are NOT Satanic, and -in fact- often struggle just like every other normal human to lead wholesome, positive, loving lives.