Why do some people respond with serious answers to the most light hearted of questions?
It all goes back to the start of evolution when the people deemed too serious were given a funectomy thus rendering them and their offspring to eons of total seriousness.Thanks to scientific developments in toilets around the world these funectomy`s can now be reversed so when you think somebody could benefit from a reversal please advise them to look up their local public toilet and book in for a short stay.Failing that try singing “one million green bottles” to them which will not only be very serious but ultra boring. Hope this helps.Im away to peel a couple of sheep watchers now for tea(shepherds pie!
