Why do seventy year old women guard the front doors at Walmart?
Hey I gave one of those old women a bad time. I am writing from my hospital bed. The Doctor says I should be out of traction in about 3 months. Then we can do the reconstructive surgery. All together I expect to be home in 8 or 9 months. If I make it in less than 9 months I will be able to celebrate my 21St birthday at home. Unfortunately the Doctor tells me my jaw will still be wired shut, but what the heck I am getting used to milkshakes. BTW, it is not Kung-Fu, it is Louisville Slugger, and believe me I know. Just having some fun. Actually I am a senior citizen and although I don’t work at Wal-Mart I know three other seniors who do. None of them need the money, they all work part time, it gives them a reason to keep living. Personally my wife keeps me busy and I am considering doing some volunteer work at an local aviation museum. Too many retired folks don’t have a timeclock to punch anywhere. Hence, they lay in bed and die… KEEP MOVING STAY YOUNG.
