Why do people get Chinese symbol tattoos?
Because Chinese drum tattoos are too expensive! • Q: A horse walks into a bar, hoping to hear the other horses karaoke. What does the bartender say? A: “No horses allowed. Get out.” • Q: What did Joey Ramone say to his ghetto girlfriend? A: Hey ho, let’s go. • Q: What do call a webpage with something sticking in its eye? A: Blink. • Q: What do you call a webpage in the movies? A: On the marquee. • Q: What did one fresh stack of miniature latkes say to the other fresh stack of miniature latkes? A: Hey there, hot stuff. Q: What was the reply? A: Hello, baby cakes! • Q: What did they say when they found out about the Love affair on Party of Five? A: I Hewitt all along! • Q: What do you call a computer with a pair of Doc Martens? A: A dual-boot machine. • Q: What do you get when you don’t use a sock? A: I dunno, might come in handy. • Q: What do you call a dark-skinned guy with big arms? A: Army of darkness. Q: What do you call a dark-skinned guy with big guns? A: Army of darkness. Q: Wh
