Why do people drink at Defcon?
People drink at Defcon because they like to unwind and have fun with their friends. Q) Will there ever be another strippercon? A) You won’t be invited, so don’t worry about it. Q) Will I get laid at Defcon? A) No. You aren’t cool, you smell bad, and you have zero social skills. No-one wants to know how k-rad and leet you are, even scenewhores turn their back in your presence. Q) Should I bring anything “special” to Defcon? A) Don’t bring anything you don’t need. Don’t bring drugs. If you are caught with drugs you will be staying with LVPD for the remainder of your trip, and everyone will laugh at you. Q) Should I bring my guns to Defcon? A) If you are going to the DefconShoot, then bring your guns. If not, there is no reason to have them. Q) Should I bring my WaReZ to Defcon? A) No. Don’t worry though, if you do bring it you still won’t be cool. Q) Should I bring my computer to Defcon? I don’t have a laptop just a big beast that needs wheels. A) Sure. But be warned, it might get damage
