Why do old people always have cushions and straw hats on the parcel shelf in their car?
At your age you probably have your car fitted with elephant sized speakers, when you get old you will need the cushions and tartan blankets to muffled the crappy music. Seriously though when you have retired its great to get out in the countryside lay out the tartan blanket and make mad passionate love all afternoon – sex isn’t just for the young.
