Why do lawyers never take their cats to Waikiki Beach?
* Their cats keep trying to bury them with sand. • How do you get a lawyer out of a Banyan tree? * Cut the rope. • A man went into the Chamber of Commerce of Honolulu, obviously desperate. He asked the man at the counter, “Is there a criminal attorney in town?” * The man replied, “Yes – but we can’t prove it yet.” • What do you buy a friend graduating from University of Hawaii Law School? * A lobotomy. • What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of Kaneohe Bay? * A good start! • Why won’t Hawaiian sharks attack lawyers? * Professional courtesy. • What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? * The bucket. • How do you kill a lawyer when he’s drinking? * Slam the toilet seat on his head. • What’s the difference between God and a lawyer? * God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer. • What is a criminal lawyer? * Redundant. • What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? * A doberman pinscher. • How can you tell when your lawyer is lying? * His lips move. • How do you sav
