Why do I think Hipsters “suede shorts” refers to Simons mini-skirt?
Because “suede” in both cases (obvious!); because “suede shorts” indicates “gay” which they were trying to pin on me; because “shorts” = something short, such as a “mini”-skirt; and because the two DJs both laughed as soon as Hipster said “suede shorts”, they knew what the joke was, they knew that they were meant (and probably paid) to find it funny.
