Why do Dragons live in caves with treasure?
One mystery about Dragons that has been hard to solve was why some sort of treasure was found in most Dragon’s Lairs (caves). The treasure itself would vary from gold, silver, rubies, diamonds, DDs, 8-balls, $.99 double cheese burgers, and sporks. The only explanation we have that makes any sort of sense was given to us by a man who went by Nokard Sore. His findings while working as a Dragom Ninja (he wasn’t, in fact, a ninja but preferred the name as it was a much better title than the given “voyeur of private parts”, as Dragon Lairs (caves) were considered an invasion of privacy.) *ahem* were quite intriguing to Dragonosophers.He reported that the treasures found in the caves depended on the Dragon’s diet….(meaning Dragons shit treasure). This trait was an odd enough find but when he furthered his studies, he noticed that Dragons would only leave their caves (lairs) to eat or breed (females). Their behavioral traits pointed out that most Dragons suffer from social anxiety disorder
