Why do cows graze facing the same direction?
By Historian Clineff Like the “Good Times” virus, Tweety Bird email chain letters and Chevy Chases career, things you once thought were dead have an annoying habit of reappearing. And like spicy Mexican food, Christmas fruitcake and Dick Clarks Rocking New Years Eve, they leave a bad taste in your mouth each time they repeat. As more and more people discover I am a SPONGE historian they come to me with their concerns regarding evil, real or perceived. Conspiracy theories abound, but none more so then the question consistently raised to me: Hey, why do cows graze facing the same direction, anyway? Many theories have been explored and debunked in various research papers, all of which can be found at www.bovinedefication.gov. Another theory that is about to be debunked is the idea that all cows are Muslim and face Mecca when they graze. This is also not true, as there does not seem to be one prevalent religion among cows. Although many do support Hinduism, thereby avoiding the unpleasant
