Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. A2: So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home. • Q: What’s black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician. • Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn’t fit. A3: So men can understand them. • Q: Why wasn’t the Virgin Mary a blonde? A: She wouldn’t have been old enough to bear children! • Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A1: A golden retriever. A2: A labrador. A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover. • Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. • Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them. • Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. • Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realised she gave her last blowjob. • Q: What did the blonde do when
