Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken! Q. Why can’t Blondes dial 911? A. They can’t find the 11 on the phone! Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection! Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds! Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her! Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions! Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday? A. Tell it to her on Tuesday! Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter! Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes? A. To remind her that “toes go in first” Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell – she’s got a grenade in her mouth! Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence! Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. S
