Why didn the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with. • Q: What type of art do skeletons like? A: Skull tures. • Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you. • Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? A: He had no body to dance with. • Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day? A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box. • Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones. • Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart. • Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs. • Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone. • Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat the cafeteria food? A: Because he didn’t have the stomach for it. • Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn’t have the guts. • Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm? A: Nothing gets under their skin. • Q: Why do skeletons hate winter? A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them. • Q: Why are graveyards
