Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather. What’s the difference between weather and climate? You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Foul (fowl) weather. What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you. How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation? Go outside and look up. Back to top or page FLOWER AND GARDEN JOKES Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades! What do you get when you cross poison oak with a four leaf clover? A rash of good luck. Why can’t the flower ride his bike? Because he lost his petals! What do trees drink? Root Beer! What did the baby Tulip say to its baby-sitter? ”I want my Poppy and my Mum!” What is the best kind of guy to meet? A fungi! What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots! What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace? A f
