Why did the King of Queens have to be cancelled?
Because one of the two regular watchers retired and moved south to Antarctica because they thought it would be the warmest place on the planet. The sudden ratings drop of 50% sent panic waves into the Suits who manage such stuff and so they did their Sub Op Procedure Number 42.01.AEC.2366 and blamed each other for it. SInce they were so busy blaming they forgot all about making any more episodes of King of Queens, so it was dropped. The cast has gone into a new career in America’s newest (and only) growth industry and became Consumable Foodlike Substance Patty Inverters (Burger Flippers). Glad to clear things up for everybody.
